Why giveaway boxes don't work

[Patronus]

you jest, but I have a crack team

You can't HANDLE the box!

 

[deller]

When I received the box it had a number of gun safety locks as well.

 

[GreenPanther]

Dishonest mother****ers


This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

When I received the box it had a number of gun safety locks as well.

You will only know if a box has been through a true ODT member's hands when you find skunked beer in the tote

 

[Hayata]

Wait, if we can't trust ODT'ers we should put recording devices in the boxes/totes and follow them with drones.

Wait, did I just...

Nevermind.

 

[DerekB711]

I like nachos and epic thread

 

[GreenPanther]

I like nachos and epic thread

I had nachos for lunch at Mexico lindo.

 

[Willy Leadwell]

If it's known with any certainty which members screwed the ODT via the sisterhood of the traveling box, PM me some screen names. I like to keep an eye out for the shady ones.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

I will send the member who contributed the Skunked beer, as well as the member who added the smelly boots, a gift card for $5.00 ea (if the culprit(s) are one and the same, you will receive $10).

Please post your name here.

 

[Sgt. Lewis]

Midget hookers and a glory hole! Where can I pick up this box?

oh my