The Congressional Budget.
LOL
Even the universe has finite mass.
Not necessarily. And, from our perspective, it is probably effectively infinite (expanding faster than light, or faster than we could travel. So you could never get to the "edge" of it before the "end of time".
I sleep soundly at night by believing the laws of mass and energy under such a great amount of crushing force are vastly different than what we currently understand.
Just remember there is only a thin layer of air between everything you know and the hostile weirdness of the rest of the Universe.