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5.5 years of age? almost 6? Why do you need a prostate exam?Today was my physical exam as I hit the 5.5 years of age. Went earlier to the doctor’s office, and first filled out all those BS papers about COVID. Then they took me in, did all the normal check up, such as temperature, blood pressure, etc. Doctor comes in, does the entire interview again, touches me in the stomach, check throat, etc, etc... THEN he says “This time we’ll skip the finger touch prostate exam... Thru the blood we’ll know if it is OK and if it needs attention.” - In my mind, I was talking back to him (just in my thoughts) (You SOB, so just NOW it can be done thru the blood.... What’s up with all the past years you abused my arse?” Lol.... Then I just said “Well, Doc, that’s a pretty good news. Thank you!”
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I also had colonoscopy and endoscopy at the same time and right before they put me under I asked them nicely to please do the endoscopy first The prep is worse than the procedure and I’ve been poked and prodded so many times over the years I just tell myself things could be a lot worse, so man up and get it over with.colonoscopy at 50 got some polyps had a endoscope at the same time due to acid re-flux. all good news but i told the doc if my moth tasted like crap when i woke up i was whooping him on the spot !
Last month I went to the Care Connect ( no insurance po people clinic) in Perry to get my BP meds reupped. Then the nurse/PA axed me if they had done blood work yet. " Here we go with the up sell." Then she saw i just turnt fitty and wanted to schedule me for that deal where they run a Black and Decker snake light/cam up your ass. She stressed the part about me being sedated the whole time. Dann, I better be! Whole time I'm thinking " Hmm, no Cancer history in my family. Roll the dice, maybe? " But on the serious side I know I gotta break down and drink the nasty Super Colon Blow and bit the bullet. But I aint gotta like it.
Lol. I’ve been doing the blood test since I was 40. Never had a finger up my ass. Welcome to the blood test club.Today was my physical exam as I hit the 5.5 years of age. Went earlier to the doctor’s office, and first filled out all those BS papers about COVID. Then they took me in, did all the normal check up, such as temperature, blood pressure, etc. Doctor comes in, does the entire interview again, touches me in the stomach, check throat, etc, etc... THEN he says “This time we’ll skip the finger touch prostate exam... Thru the blood we’ll know if it is OK and if it needs attention.” - In my mind, I was talking back to him (just in my thoughts) (You SOB, so just NOW it can be done thru the blood.... What’s up with all the past years you abused my arse?” Lol.... Then I just said “Well, Doc, that’s a pretty good news. Thank you!”
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