Problem is, you messed it up drunk, and you're trying to fix it sober. You're gonna have to tie a new one on to get back in the right mindset.
Heat it up red hot with a torch, pound your thumb with a hammer, then chunk the lower across the yard. when you go pick it up, it'll be fixed.
If not, stare at it for a long time. I mean really long, like miss a meal, long. It could help.
I've never done anything this kind of stupid. All my stupids were on pistols. Post pics and a solution after you get it out- don't take it to that guy that thinks he can fix it. This is a learning experience.
Thanks brother! I'm on a mission to get this fixed. I'll post pics when it's fixed. Not the end of the world. I guess if I was to screw up on anything, this was the right part to screw up on. I may leave the 12 pack for after I fix it this time LOL