Pre-pandemic my favorite brand of 3 ply softness was $5.95 for a 12 pack of double rolls now the price is $9.95. What the hell is going on? It ain't right to price gouge on the most basic of necessities, my roids need that 3 ply softness. I look forward to a nice relaxing dump after work and now the price is almost double for that simple pleasure. Taking away one more of my rights. Damn!
I thought everyone just used their hand like me?
Get a Bidet and change your life.
I wipe my ass only when necessary. I poop at home a lot so its a full on shower after a grumpy most of the time, a squirt and dry at the very least. I have the first roll from the original pack of toilet paper I bought for down here at the shop.
I don't have a magical butthole that I can smear **** across with paper and its clean. Maybe I just **** dirtier than yall, I don't know. Anyway, I bet I haven't wiped my butt more than 3 times in the last year.
Get a butt washin toilet, the rest of the civilized world has been doing it for hundreds of years.