DHS: No more hesitation targets. Pictures of pregnant women, little boys and girls

[Bypass]

It's when you chew your arm off after getting hammered and taking home the fat chick....

LOL

 

[CherryCola]

i met that girl in a bar about 6 months ago

You really don't have that high of standards, do you?

 

[strider12]

You really don't have that high of standards, do you?

If you are picking up in a bar probably not.

 

[Inbonuscivis]

If you are picking up in a bar probably not.

I disagree....I have slain some high quality encounters while cruising the bar scene.

Granted...none of them were "Take home to mom" material but still easy on the eyes no less.

 

[Lionheart]

If a picture says a thousand words, you just said a million.

Agreed...

 

[strider12]

I disagree....I have slain some high quality encounters while cruising the bar scene.

Granted...none of them were "Take home to mom" material but still easy on the eyes no less.

Yeah, looks and behavior are completely different. I've pulled some hot strippers but they never met mom. And I kept them away from dad, lol.

 

[Inbonuscivis]

Yeah, looks and behavior are completely different. I've pulled some hot strippers but they never met mom. And I kept them away from dad, lol.

Yeah I tried the dating a stripper thing while in the military....ended up taking a $120 Cab ride back to base from denver after she pulled out a bag of meth.

Ha! My dad doesn't get to meet many of my lady friends because he always hits on them....I get it natural I guess.

 

[hkmachinegun]

You really don't have that high of standards, do you?

had to promise she could do my 5 good looking friends first

 

[KassenKlamber]

I don't think I have ever heard that before. "Arm and hammered" what does that even mean?

arm behind the back and hammered to the ground....

Pretty sure it's illegal to show up at a public (sanctioned/licensed) gathering (protest/pro-for) with your face covered. You will be asked to remove it, then, if you don't, you get arm and hammered.

 

[KassenKlamber]

Yeah I tried the dating a stripper thing while in the military....ended up taking a $120 Cab ride back to base from denver after she pulled out a bag of meth.

Ha! My dad doesn't get to meet many of my lady friends because he always hits on them....I get it natural I guess.

So, um, how's your mom?