LOL.I've told y'all this one before but oh well...In 14 when we lived in Ft Valley the wife had went to the Mormon Church a good bit late in the year. So one night in December she gets out of the shower and went to freaking out. " There's somebody on the front porch!"
Well I grabbed the Makarov and the Maglight and headed out the side door. Got to the porch and nothing there but a big cardboard box by the door. No names on it anywhere. Turned out to be holiday candy and a big ass turkey left by the church. So I almost threw down on some Mormons leaving us gifts.
Temple garments will stop a Mak round easy peasy.