"Hey honey, we need more vents around the house. It's for our...safety"
Rule #1 when trading guns
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Ah, even more practical. "Honey, fend 'em off! I gotta find the ladder."
Indeed. It's not for the vertically challenged.
Not too practical during a fire fight. It would be like playing "open chest" with bullets...
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I'm sure attic space is the most environmentally favorable for gun storage as well.
Yeah, "hang on while I clear the insulation out of my gun"
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Hot and humid. What could go wrong?
I made a deal with a guy one night. Next day he says his wife has locked all his guns up, says they are really hers, and he can't sell them. I tellGordon Freeman about this, and he makes an offer to the same guy for kicks. Amazingly he is able to trade with
Coffee is for closers!
Gordon Freeman
is obviously a closer!
Obviously a former financial planner at Enron. 
I know of a fat half ass wannabe con man named Daniel Rodda over in Hawkinsville who just can NOT resist selling other folks stuff out from under them. Usually it's pre 85 cars and trucks that don't require titles. But he does it with guns too. Tells everyone he's an expert paint and body/resto guy so he can get them to let him take their car(s) back to his "Shop". Most never see their cars again. Last year I had a bunch of nice old cars posted for crazy ass Vernon. We told Vernon that Daniel was a snake but he didn't listen. Daniel took him for about $15K.
