My drunken stuper on Bigfoot

[Badger]

I was camping one time..just me and the dog.
After consuming a pint + of Jose Quervo, I detected this foul smell in the air, my dog whined and ran away, I heard a noise and as I peered over the campfire looking in the direction of the noise, I saw it..huge, sitting right in the open, on a log clear as day, right there, right beside the pink elephant I had been talking to about world affairs.

 

[oldmetlfan]

I am amazed by the number of people walking through dense woods, especially in the north west,
and not a single one who sees bigfoot has a gun!
An occasional $3 camera, that can't take a clear picture, but never a gun.

 

[USMC - Lock and Load]

I am amazed by the number of people walking through dense woods, especially in the north west,
and not a single one who sees bigfoot has a gun!
An occasional $3 camera, that can't take a clear picture, but never a gun.

In my business, we call that a "clue."

 

[testdepth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPfEqn8RTys&feature=fvwrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htQEA6j6p18&feature=related

First hand account and a professional pen and ink drawing of Big Foot!

By all accounts it's suppose to be 7' to 10' tall and weigh 500 to 1000 pounds. There are somewhere between 14 million and 21 million hunters in the woods throughout the United States every year. Except for Hawaii because apparently Big Foot doesn't like pineapple. Add those numbers to the amount of hikers and campers through out the United States. Here is my problem with the whole Big Foot, Sasquatch or Skunk Ape. 7 to 10 feet tall and weighing 500 to 1000 pounds stomping through the woods and nobody ever gets a clear photo or shoots one? Really! Not one bone, skeleton, baby, juvenile or senior Big Foot Citizen ever found ever not ever! All those millions of people hunting and stomping through the even the most remote woods and nothing ever! It's called a legend for a reason.

This is the best explanation ever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DMovUEbWmg

 

[RockRiver]

I think Big Feet are pests and predators and advocate classifying them as such under state hunting regulations. Legalize open season year round (like coyotes). That should deter anyone from further pranks lest they suffer similar consequences to anyone foolish enough to prance through the woods during deer season in a deer suit. Then we bag one or not and lets put this to rest. Proper, legal, herd management! And if we shoot a few guys in ape suits trying to scare up attention...well that's just herd management of another kind. ;-)

Im with this guy ^^^

 

[Bryan]

"Did you hear that?"

 

[jcountry]

Robot chicken had a "Harry and the Henderson's" clip:

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/goodbye-harry.html

Bigfoot has some serious issues other than just being a big monkey.

 

[atljetmech]

If you had been smoking reefer, you really would have come up with some theories!

 

[USMC6542]

I have this gigantic hairy female neighbor and I am convinced that she is half Skunk Ape!

 

[atljetmech]

I have this gigantic hairy female neighbor and I am convinced that she is half Skunk Ape!

Please tell us you've never made any advancements toward said neighbor while in a thread related drunken stupor???