Magic the gathering

[karlvv30]

You tried that.....then you ended up working the street yourself and your doctor told you to lay off the booze. How's the butthole?

Maybe I should play magic.

 

[1776]

Maybe I should play magic.

It doesn't cause as much incontinence as your yearly attendance at fist fest.

 

[karlvv30]

It doesn't cause as much incontinence as your yearly attendance at fist fest.

I only go to sell the fist. I poo fine.

 

[1776]

I only go to sell the fist. I poo fine.

The anal bleeding episode would seem to contradict your statement.

 

[sparked1]

 

[Tylerls1]

Guess there isn't a magic spell for butthurt

 

[karlvv30]

Guess there isn't a magic spell for butthurt

Heroin works.

 

[Grandmasta J]

I used to play. I had to switch to doing cocaine to save money; it cost about the same but, less addictive. LOL! Jk.

I did get laid a lot more when I played contrary to popular conception of MTG players... they used to say I was a Muggle in the streets Wizard in the sheets! Maybe I should take it up again...

 

[Fear Itself]

This thread has potential!!!

 

[EMC45]