I want a horse drawn carriage with all the flowers it can carry, a super long procession with lights and sirens occasionally, preferably at rush hour so there’s lots of people to see it. I want a huge piece of white marble inscribed in English and at least Spanish ( for the future folks) I want a long inscription telling folks all the important stuff and definitely a full on burial with lots of wailing and crying ( may have to hire some folks) and don’t forget the bagpipes and permanent night lights