Wait--- you got to spank a grown man in public and didn't serve any jail time?Had an aggressive bum demand a cigarette from me outside my office in Chicago on Clinton. I said no and he started cussing me and puffed up, moving towards me. I stripped off my belt and beat him down the street all the way to Presidential Towers.
The security guards inside the office were laughing their asses off about the whole thing. They treated me a little more deferentially after that day.