You know you’re old when……

[ECJ62]

You know you have gotten old when your entire family leaves the house and you don't even bother to run a batch.

 

[Shey]

A fart is messy.

 

[basstracker89]

You’d rather recline on the lazyboy than seek a sexual encounter.

It ain't that good....................Course I think I have more interest than ability these days............But I ain't dead yet........

 

[BlackJackAce]

...you're mad at the world or look like you are.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I read a scientific study about aging,
and when a man gets old his memory
is the second thing of his to quit working for him.

Ain't anybody gonna axe me
what the first thing to go is?

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

A: I forgot!

 

[Mirvin 264]

 

[basstracker89]

Ain't anybody gonna axe me
what the first thing to go is?

Wait, uhu, what was the question??......It's fallen and it can't get up..........