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[NewLeaf]

I have not crossed that street yet. However, I have had giant African ants covered in chocolate clusters like chocolate covered peanuts. In fact I thought I was eating covered peanuts. All was well until mid chewing and I was reminded what I was eating. My napkin came in handy. Thanks.

My girls brought home some chocolate covered crickets (or grasshoppers , can't remember which) a few years ago. They said they were pretty good.

 

[mrauditor]

My girls brought home some chocolate covered crickets (or grasshoppers , can't remember which) a few years ago. They said they were pretty good.

If no one had mentioned what I was actually eating, I would have overindulged myself in my usual manner, since I love chocolate and peanuts, together or separate. Thanks.

 

[NewLeaf]

If no one had mentioned what I was actually eating, I would have overindulged myself in my usual manner, since I love chocolate and peanuts together or separate. Thanks.

LOL. I keep peanuts around. Good source of protein and good eating (especially covered in chocolate). I quit drinking beer but kept on eating peanuts haha .

 

[Bypass]

As pets? Wtf is wrong with you? No f’n way here.

, Pets? Like you keep them around for fun?

Yeah guys I was a little crazy as a younger man. But it was fun in a sick sort of way dropping a live rat into their cage and watching nature take it's course.

Edit: I also had some Israeli deathstalker scorpions as pets. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathstalker

 

[Bypass]

Good eating!!! I just don't do live rattlers or any other poisonous snakes. But I'll help you eat'em after you kill'em or I shoot'em. Taste like chicken with a hint of fish ; not as good as frog legs but Good Eating IMHO

Venomous bro something is only poisonous if you consume it.

 

[NewLeaf]

Venomous bro something is only poisonous if you consume it.

Thank you very kindly Sir . I will diligently study out my wording from this day forth. LOL

 

[THREEJAYS]

KILLem all

 

[Alphacpa]

Glad everyone is OK. These can kill you quick if they inject with all their venom. They are all over the place this year in middle GA so it make trimming the hedges an experience I'd rather not do...but too cheap to hire it out!

 

[THREEJAYS]

Certainly appears to be a lot of them this year

 

[testdepth]

Timber rattler? Isn't that the only known rattler around these parts?

Glad nobody got hurt.

Venomous in GA:
Timber Rattlesnake
Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake
Pygmy Rattlesnake
Copperhead Snake
Coral Snake
Water Moccasin/Cottonmouth

Once you have had a rattlesnake go off next to you with that rattle, it's a sound you never forget.