Who has a complaint about the current day Flight Attendants.... Here is the Solution

[Hayata]

Sadly, she's probably still working today...

 

[WWG]

I work for Delta....I will suggest it....
I just love getting on an MD88 where the flight attendants ass is 6 inches wider than the isle....

I thought you didn't like big butts

 

[Lancekl]

Fly Singapore Air

 

[geezer]

I thought you didn't like big butts

I don't....Couldn't find the sarcasm button.....

 

[emptyMAGS]

Strippers as Flight Attendant

Replace all the female flight attendants...they're all past retirement age anyway... with good-looking strippers!

Emphasis on good looking. One night I saw the "B" squad and I was tipping for them to just get off the stage...

 

[geezer]

Emphasis on good looking. One night I saw the "B" squad and I was tipping for them to just get off the stage...

HAHA...The B-GONE squad.....

 

[carver]

Strippers as Flight Attendants

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants...they're all past retirement age anyway... with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.!

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

We got any Delta employees that can put this into the Company's Suggestion Box?

Ever given any thought to running for the leader of the country?

 

[webicknell]

Fly Singapore Air

Singapore Air is the best... Whenever I go that direction I try to take Korea Air out of Atlanta....
So much more pleasurable ... And I am talking the Flight Attendants

 

[Lancekl]

Singapore Air is the best... Whenever I go that direction I try to take Korea Air out of Atlanta....
So much more pleasurable ... And I am talking the Flight Attendants

Used to fly Singapore air from Newark to Singapore, a direct flight about 18 hours long.

 

[nitrousfedlx]

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Is that the stripper youd pick for ur flight @Dingo ? Hahaha