Where do you put your ****

[Just1more]

I mean really, the computer age was supposed to cut down on the use of paper, "NOT"

In 1985 my fridge came with a 2 page pamplet, the owners manual for my car was smaller than than todays fridge.

You used to be able to keep all your **** in a kitchen drawer, now you need a whole nother kitchen full of drawers just for the **** that come with the **** you buy.

One spot for batteries, AAA, AA, C, D, manuals, warranties just doesn't work anymore, you need a separate spot for each and every F'ing one.

I'm done *****ing for now if, I can find that damn thing that goes with this other thing.

Owners manuals go in a clear plastic tote and store on the top shelf in the guest bedroom closet where nothing else fits.

 

[Nonliberal]

The Great Jim Beani sees a Mini Warehouse Full of Filing Cabinets in Your Future.

Not quite yet. I have to keep files on site too. Right now it's just two file cabinets a book shelf and an entire desk top.

Underground bunker. Fits in with your line of work. "Business expense".

Dude, you better believe if I make any money at this I'm getting the illest bunker ever. I have a buddy that lives in a luxury bunker now but it's exposed on one side and has no blast screens. So it's kind of ghetto for a bunker.

 

[albatros43]

Dude, you better believe if I make any money at this I'm getting the illest bunker ever. I have a buddy that lives in a luxury bunker now but it's exposed on one side and has no blast screens. So it's kind of ghetto for a bunker.

Homie needs to step his game up

 

[mfoster]

I mean really, the computer age was supposed to cut down on the use of paper, "NOT"

In 1985 my fridge came with a 2 page pamplet, the owners manual for my car was smaller than than todays fridge.

You used to be able to keep all your **** in a kitchen drawer, now you need a whole nother kitchen full of drawers just for the **** that come with the **** you buy.

One spot for batteries, AAA, AA, C, D, manuals, warranties just doesn't work anymore, you need a separate spot for each and every F'ing one.

I'm done *****ing for now if, I can find that damn thing that goes with this other thing.

Don't forget the 20 different languages directions.

 

[dakota port]

Don't forget the 20 different languages directions.

my grandfather just cuts out all the languages but english and burns them, you would be amazed at how much space that saves

 

[hseII]

Not quite yet. I have to keep files on site too. Right now it's just two file cabinets a book shelf and an entire desk.

On Site Minis: Like Arc, except Legal.

 

[Nonliberal]

On Site Minis: Like Arc, except Legal.

Stuff my papers inside of midgets? I'm not sure of the cost effectiveness of that. Live midgets? What's the upkeep cost on a midget?

I met a midget machinist the other day. He was pretty cool. He made me some plates.

 

[BIKER13]

papers we dont need no stinkin papers

 

[hseII]

Stuff my papers inside of midgets? I'm not sure of the cost effectiveness of that. Live midgets? What's the upkeep cost on a midget?

I met a midget machinist the other day. He was pretty cool. He made me some plates.

They were Saucers, no?

 

[Nonliberal]

They were Saucers, no?

Naw, like jigs. Like guide plates for a different machine.