Is there some big urinal conspiracy going on!?!

[teearr]

Why is every urinal now designed to splash piss against my legs and leave a sticky mess on the floor of every bathroom I go in to?

It didn't use to be like this.

"sticky mess" ? You may want to make an appointment with a urologist, just sayin'

 

[ARCman47]

You ever tried to flush a snickers in one of them

I was asked not to frequent that store anymore

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Ladies room is cleaner and it's 2023, go in there sit down and pee like a man.

 

[atljetmech]

The new urinals are designed to be more poop friendly.
Which would you rather have splattering back at you?

 

[Just1more]

The new urinals are designed to be more poop friendly.
Which would you rather have splattering back at you?

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You need more fiber in your diet.

 

[InTune]

For the Man Cave

 

[WildMan]

WildMan just don’t use urinals. Hit the stalls and call it good.
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Yeh, think I've been in that bathroom too.

I'm serious though. Almost all the new urinals have a weird angled wall and come to a v point in the front.

 

[WildMan]

The new urinals are designed to be more poop friendly.
Which would you rather have splattering back at you?

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Okay, that's disgusting. But that urinal design is the epitome of what I'm talking about.

 

[RSB]

How old are you? Might not be the urinal.

Spot on about Dickey Do's. When yerr belly sticks out further than yerr dicky do, How do you know?

 

[GFB]

Ladies room is cleaner and it's 2023, go in there sit down and pee like a man.

I worked at a couple gas stations when I was young and had to clean the bathrooms. Women's bathroom was typically worse. I don't think too many women were sitting down to pee.