Nice self portrait bro!
I had to photoshop a PPK in....don't want the government to think I have any guns, less they comes 'n takes 'em frum me.
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Nice self portrait bro!
Lmao that funny as hell!They just left my house!
Oh my gosh!
Heard something overhead that kinda sounded like a 20" portable fan running a little rough, then I saw the shadows in the moonlight.
Next thing I know guys dressed all in black smashed through my new Champion windows on ziplines! I took three of 'em out with headshots but the body armor stopped the 10mm I was pumping into 'em from my Springfield Omega 1911.
Luckily the wife had the Mossberg Model 500 with steel slugs backing me up. Leaning out of the second story window she nailed the pilot of the first 'copter and it left the vicinity. I think she disabled the second because it was puking smoke and lost it's hush mode.
The twins were in the basement and covered the back yard. Son #1 had the Polish Tantal spitting surplus Russian ammo as fast as he could pull the trigger. Not sure how many he hit but he sure was making a ruckus with those new bakelite 40-rounders I just got.
Son #2 had the PSL with the Russian sniper ammo. Good thing. He's not such a great shot and flinches badly. Luckily this ammo went through the body armor like a hot knife through butter. I'll never teach that boy how to make a head shot.
The family repulsed the first attack but I'm sure they'll be back. But it won't matter. We're bugging out now.
Farewell, my ODT brothers and sisters. And good luck with the new world order! Me and my family will be raising sheep somewhere...
They just left my house!
Oh my gosh!
Heard something overhead that kinda sounded like a 20" portable fan running a little rough, then I saw the shadows in the moonlight.
Next thing I know guys dressed all in black smashed through my new Champion windows on ziplines! I took three of 'em out with headshots but the body armor stopped the 10mm I was pumping into 'em from my Springfield Omega 1911.
Luckily the wife had the Mossberg Model 500 with steel slugs backing me up. Leaning out of the second story window she nailed the pilot of the first 'copter and it left the vicinity. I think she disabled the second because it was puking smoke and lost it's hush mode.
The twins were in the basement and covered the back yard. Son #1 had the Polish Tantal spitting surplus Russian ammo as fast as he could pull the trigger. Not sure how many he hit but he sure was making a ruckus with those new bakelite 40-rounders I just got.
Son #2 had the PSL with the Russian sniper ammo. Good thing. He's not such a great shot and flinches badly. Luckily this ammo went through the body armor like a hot knife through butter. I'll never teach that boy how to make a head shot.
The family repulsed the first attack but I'm sure they'll be back. But it won't matter. We're bugging out now.
Farewell, my ODT brothers and sisters. And good luck with the new world order! Me and my family will be raising sheep somewhere...
That's funny, true but still funnyIf they want my gun I suppose they can have it, don't use it much these days anyway, the wife is old and always too tired. Besides I can still go to the range with my weapons.