I think we need

[THREEJAYS]

Never a bad day on ODT. You can count on it getting sideways and stuck in the mud.

 

[karlvv30]

Never a bad day on ODT. You can count on it getting sideways and stuck in the mud.

I've been mudding. I don't recommend it.

 

[Nonliberal]

Nope. Those are for peasants. Got a s&w governor.

****ing peasants.. Am I right?

 

[Nonliberal]

Never a bad day on ODT. You can count on it getting sideways and stuck in the mud.

I've been mudding. I don't recommend it.

Yall missing out on a pretty good day of not doing ****

 

[THREEJAYS]

Looks like your waders are two short

 

[Nonliberal]

Looks like your waders are two short

My legs are too short but my dong hangs to my knees. My dong is also pretty short, but its thin

 

[THREEJAYS]

My legs are too short but my dong hangs to my knees. My dong is also pretty short, but its thin

Definitely TMI

 

[karlvv30]

My legs are too short but my dong hangs to my knees. My dong is also pretty short, but its thin

Calling your shorts a dong does not make your dick bigger. Your wife already told us she calls you tiny.

 

[BDR1]

Long skinny dongs that are not able to get good & stiff, are caused from being ashamed of the size of your song.. therefore the ashamed man try’s to lengthen his dong by tying a string to the end of his song and then tying the other end to a heavy object such as a water jug full of water or maybe a cement block.. it will stretch the dong in most cases, but does nothing for the girth and most times tears the inside flesh of dong leaving it unable to get stiff..

 

[karlvv30]

Long skinny dongs that are not able to get good & stiff, are caused from being ashamed of the size of your song.. therefore the ashamed man try’s to lengthen his dong by tying a string to the end of his song and then tying the other end to a heavy object such as a water jug full of water or maybe a cement block.. it will stretch the dong in most cases, but does nothing for the girth and most times tears the inside flesh of dong leaving it unable to get stiff..

You seem experienced in this. Is your name fake?