How do you prepare watermelon?

[WinstonSmith]

I like to scoop out little melonballs and arrange them neatly on a platter with the end of a fingerling banana between each pair so that they resemble small fruit penises. Then I sit back with satisfaction as I watch the crowd consume the tray of small sweet penises I have prepared for them.

 

[imawoodsman]

Cut it & cube it, Put in a bowl, pour Vodka over it, Chill, & serve!
And the juice in the bottom of the bowl, YUM!!!

Now, Ready for the Chill Down!!

 

[fslc94]

Open trash, throw away.
Dont care for it at all.

 

[Mr. Goodbar]

Ever had a golden one?

 

[Red Squirrel 556]

any of you ever got one out of a field, cooled it in a creek,busted it open with a rock and ate it with your hands? Yeah thats what I thought

That's amazing.