How do you prepare watermelon?

[Kahrnut]

 

[Just1more]

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So you just like the juice?

 

[alleycat]

any of you ever got one out of a field, cooled it in a creek,busted it open with a rock and ate it with your hands? Yeah thats what I thought

Yes, except for the rock thing. Always carried a knife back then

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[BillsCamino]

^^^^ Kegel exercise......

 

[lostchild]

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Skull-crushing thighs.

 

[atscott]

Pretty much like the first post, chill, Slice in 1/4s or 1/8 depending on size, salt and serve

But never seedless!!! Those usually are half as sweet as the old fashioned melons

 

[greg vess]

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Where can I rent one those for the night. You know that monkey is tight and sweet especially right after that little exhibition. Delicious! Don't look at me like that! You know you were thinking the same thing you dirty dog you.

 

[geezer]

On a sidenote… We used to have watermelon roasts. This is where everybody pairs up with the one they love, around a campfire in the woods. A little drinking, a little snuggling. Then we put a watermelon in the campfire, and when it explodes everybody steps out in the woods and get‘s them a piece….

 

[Edog537]

Gives me butt pee diarrhea. Can’t eat it.

 

[greg vess]

Gives me butt pee diarrhea. Can’t eat it.
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Butt Pee! I don't think I have hear that before. I guess that's one way to describe it.. LOL