**** house poets, come forth

[Gunanddoglover]

Flush twice it's a long way to McDonald's

 

[Bennyboy]

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Aim High ... Air Force

On the ceiling above the urinals. In my college dorm.

 

[THREEJAYS]

And don’t forget the ole For a good time call *** *********

 

[james357]

LIfe is like a dick
When it's hard, fxxk it.
When it's soft
You can't beat it.

 

[Just Plain Bill]

If the opposite of pro is con
What is the opposite of progress?

UGA dorm bathroom in the 70's

 

[Just Plain Bill]

Also from UGA

The word of the day is legs.
Help spread the word.

 

[lostchild]

At a urinal:

If your hose is short
or your pressure is weak
you better stand close
or you’ll piss on your feet

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

sign on wall of men's room at small general aviation airport FBO (terminal building);



"Pilots with short pitot tubes or low manifold pressure
are instructed to taxi forward to the hold short line.

The pilot behind you might not be float rated."

 

[alex4922]

Any dumbass can piss on the floor.. be a hero, sh/+ on the ceiling