**** house poets, come forth

[Boogar Presley]

I'll go first.

He who writes on **** house walls
rolls his **** in little balls
He who reads these words of wit
eats those little balls of ****

 

[trw2094]

Apparently a construction worker!!

 

[above_all]

The whore said;
"If I throw my ***** out to sea,
who will bring it back to me?"

The sailor said;
"Using my pecker as an oar,
I'll row your ***** back to shore."

Courtesy of the Old National Highway Richway store employee bathroom wall, circa 1977.

 

[above_all]

Georgia Tech engineer: b4 i4Q ru/18

Again, courtesy of the Old National Highway Richway store employee bathroom wall, circa 1977.

 

[Trailrider]

Man all I ever see are pictures of dicks and insults about somebody's mother. Never seen such great poetry on a stall.

 

[Asbestos]

I saw “Mexican escape hatch” before. I showed one of my crew leaders… he blamed me

 

[Putnambuck]

There once was a hermet named Dave
Kept a dead whore in his cave
Gotta admit it smelt like sh*t
But think of the money he saved

 

[poopdaddy]

as i sit in stinkin" vapor
i look up to find not toilet paper
though my schedule will not linger
look out @$$ here comes my finger...

 

[poopdaddy]

here i sit with my cheeks a flexin"
give'in birth to another Texan

 

[poopdaddy]

i will trade you two blind crabs for one that can walk...