**** house poets, come forth

[teearr]

Not written on the wall in a restaurant loo, but hanging there in a glass frame.

"We aim to please, would you aim too, please"?

 

[Rimfire rifleman]

Please stand close it’s shorter than you think

 

[teearr]

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to **** and only farted

Goes back to the olde days when public toilets in Blighty charged a penny, and back then a penny was worth something. Enough to break your heart when you didn't get your money's worth .
("paid to **** and only farted")

 

[jaf1]

This is where Napolian pulled his bone apart.

 

[Blue bio balls]

In case of air raid hide under urinal, no one's hit it yet.

 

[TheGman]

From Drunken Poets Dream

"I have a woman she's wild as Rome, she likes to lay naked and be gazed upon"

 

[voodoochild1989]

I'm taking a **** while at work,
coworkers must thing I'm a jerk.
Cuz it smells like boo boo
when I take a doo doo,
dont like to flush so it lurks.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

As I'm sitting here in total bliss
Listening to the trickling piss
The tell tale sound of a fart is heard
Telling of the coming turd

 

[Overwatch1]

Some come here to read and write,
Some come here to ponder.
I come here to pi** and sh**
And fart like fu***** thunder.

 

[Miatadude]

Saw this in a restaurant years ago. Please don't flush toothpicks, the crabs have learned to pole vault.