Home Defense scenario?

[Laxguy59]

I would dial 911, drop the phone and proceed to clear my house.

8/10 would operate with

 

[Laxguy59]

Since I have kids, my first priority is to get them to safety. The last thing I want is a shootout with a scumbag in the same room as my kids. Always keep a disconnected cell phone in your safe room bc it will always be able to dial 911(as long as it's charged) my wife will grab a fire arm for defense of the herself and the kids while dialing 911. I will systematically clear the house and eliminate the threat should it present itself.

5/10 would not operate with.

 

[Bypass]

5/10 would not operate with.

1/10 would operate with because you will only make me look better. Like the skinny girl with the fat chic by her side.

 

[MilSpec308]

5/10 would not operate with.

Just out of curiosity, why 5/10?

 

[Laxguy59]

Just out of curiosity, why 5/10?

First off you need to give the rest of your family some ordinance delivery devices.

Second, you called 911, those guys are serious kill joys when your conducting an operation

Third, I didn't even hear you name a special ops caliber in your whole plan(50bmg, 338LM, 300blk, somethingsomthing socom)

 

[MilSpec308]

First off you need to give the rest of your family some ordinance delivery devices.

Second, you called 911, those guys are serious kill joys when your conducting an operation

Third, I didn't even hear you name a special ops caliber in your whole plan(50bmg, 338LM, 300blk, somethingsomthing socom)

well, my goto gun is a ghost gun with a 30clip lighting bolt vaporizer automatic carbine Glock! Ordinance wouldn't be necessary because it can launch heat seeking missiles around corners which require no aim. Lastly I would use my samurai sword to perform the coup de gras, light up a Marlboro red while holding their head, beating my chest & screaming Merica!

 

[Laxguy59]

1/10 would operate with because you will only make me look better. Like the skinny girl with the fat chic by her side.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.


^Mods this is not a threat, its an internet copy pasta

 

[Laxguy59]

well, my goto gun is a ghost gun with a 30clip lighting bolt vaporizer automatic carbine Glock! Ordinance wouldn't be necessary because it can launch heat seeking missiles around corners which require no aim.

Do you even drum mag bro?

 

[MilSpec308]

Do you even drum mag bro?

i have a drum mag on my raven 25 auto! But that's swinging the odds too far in my favor to even consider using

 

[Bypass]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.


^Mods this is not a threat, its an internet copy pasta

Like I said the fat chic by my side.