Coronavirus Pandemic (many threads merged)

[Glock 21]

I do all the cooking in my house, so I actually enjoy grocery shopping. When this store first opened, I think I spent 3 hours in there just walking up and down the aisles.

Whatever you need to tell the wife but we know you were really just there drinking at the bar

 

[Bradshaw]

It keeps you from choking the asswipes walking around showing there friends on Facef*** what the stores have. I was raised differently. People actually complaining about not getting the right mix of ground meat etc... Strangulation meter is redlining

 

[NewLeaf]

It keeps you from choking the asswipes walking around showing there friends on Facef*** what the stores have. I was raised differently. People actually complaining about not getting the right mix of ground meat etc... Strangulation meter is redlining

This Guy get's it LOL

 

[Twiztid]

It keeps you from choking the asswipes walking around showing there friends on Facef*** what the stores have. I was raised differently. People actually complaining about not getting the right mix of ground meat etc... Strangulation meter is redlining

I just cooked some deer instead. Don't need ground beef. Lol.

 

[rOmiLaYu]

You can hang out at the bar (in Kroger) while your wife fills the buggy haha

I wish. If my wife does the shopping, we are in trouble. First year we were married she burned grits so bad that I had to take my dremel out to try and clean the pot. Ended up throwing it away. It's been 15ish years and I've taught her a thing or two, but yeah, if we are at the grocery store, I'm driving the buggy.

 

[troutman]

Whatever you need to tell the wife but we know you were really just there drinking at the bar

They have a 2 drink limit. 2 beers just piss me off!

 

[Tony2X]

I wish. If my wife does the shopping, we are in trouble. First year we were married she burned grits so bad that I had to take my dremel out to try and clean the pot. Ended up throwing it away. It's been 15ish years and I've taught her a thing or two, but yeah, if we are at the grocery store, I'm driving the buggy.

lmaoooooooooooo

 

[NewLeaf]

I wish. If my wife does the shopping, we are in trouble. First year we were married she burned grits so bad that I had to take my dremel out to try and clean the pot. Ended up throwing it away. It's been 15ish years and I've taught her a thing or two, but yeah, if we are at the grocery store, I'm driving the buggy.

Me too . My wife boils a mean egg

 

[Twiztid]

Me too . My wife boils a mean egg

Mine boiled the water out once, horrible smell

 

[rOmiLaYu]

lmaoooooooooooo

She poured one cup of grits into one cup of boiling water and left it there. No stirring, no nothing. I woke up to the smoke alarm going off.