Would getting one of these make me an operator?

[kingdaddy3247]

Comes with a rape whistle?

Won’t need one with that thing on...

 

[palmettomoon]

Git one and your operatorness will rise to "as ****" level.

 

[drc302]

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Operators don't need sumfin to tell them the time.
It's always time to operate.

 

[BDR1]

Where is that dis-like button

 

[SKEETER25]

Referencing an earlier post, if you need one of these to operate then you're, your, youre, yore, not an operator.

 

[Justin87]

I did.

Instead of 550 cord, the one Bypass has is actually made of spaghetti noodles that the original owner had textured and died green. The plastic is broken and re-glued with SuperGlue, only the SuperGlue turns out to be elephant semen and the compass only points due South, with a declination of five degrees meridian. Bypass is currently in small claims court with the manufacturer because the compass got him lost and the "water pipe detection function" wasn't working properly the day he bought the wrong house in the wrong state. Roll Tide.

congratulations! You just won the ODT!

 

[HurricaneSixEight]

That’s some triple canopy secret squirrel gear right there. The ones issued to the real operators are milspec tho. These look like airsoft clones.


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[BIKER13]

That’s some triple canopy secret squirrel gear right there. The ones issued to the real operators are milspec tho. These look like airsoft clones.


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got the hat here

 

[BigMike]

You would be the center of attention with that rig for sure. I got fiddy cent says that compass gives more wrong answers than the old magic 8 ball.