Would getting one of these make me an operator?

[rockyfatcat]

 

[fattboyzz]

Ask bypass

 

[Glorfindel]

How else you gonna find your way out of the mall?

 

[75S216E]

I have several minus the LED light. Use them when I hike and camp...............

 

[lostchild]

Especially tacticool with the magnesia rod fire starter and fire scrapper functions.

I'm guessing the magnesia rod doubles as a suppository if you get clogged?

 

[Shmelton]

I have several minus the LED light. Use them when I hike and camp...............

Obviously your not an operator.


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[75S216E]

Obviously your not an operator.


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[smokey30725]

The light is to illuminate your way around those abandoned rest stops............

 

[rOmiLaYu]

Ask bypass

I did.

Instead of 550 cord, the one @Bypass has is actually made of spaghetti noodles that the original owner had textured and died green. The plastic is broken and re-glued with SuperGlue, only the SuperGlue turns out to be elephant semen and the compass only points due South, with a declination of five degrees meridian. Bypass is currently in small claims court with the manufacturer because the compass got him lost and the "water pipe detection function" wasn't working properly the day he bought the wrong house in the wrong state. Roll Tide.

 

[WC1911guy]

I did.

Instead of 550 cord, the one Bypass has is actually made of spaghetti noodles that the original owner had textured and died green. The plastic is broken and re-glued with SuperGlue, only the SuperGlue turns out to be elephant semen and the compass only points due South, with a declination of five degrees meridian. Bypass is currently in small claims court with the manufacturer because the compass got him lost and the "water pipe detection function" wasn't working properly the day he bought the wrong house in the wrong state. Roll Tide.

That is the funniest **** I've read on the ODT in a long time. The sad part is it's possibly true for @Bypass. Poor guy has the worst luck with his stuff.