What are you buying when you win the $700 MILLION Powerball?

[ADAduckhuntr]

Buying an island,

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[TapcoFan]

tacos

 

[palmettomoon]

I'm going to git my Pinto re-bondo'ed and this time the sumbitches best do it right. Might even git me a two story mobile home to boot.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

I think the first thing I'd do ( after changing my name and number) would be to gather all my immediate family and very few friends and hand each one an envelope of cash in amounts from about $15k to $50k and then I'd tell all of them to never ask me about money again.

 

[MuleShoe]

A YUGO FIRST ! SAVE ON GAS ! DAD ALWAYS SAID IT AINT WHAT YOU MAKE ITS HOW YOU SPEND IT ! BEEN HANKERING FOR A PT CRUISER TO LOL !

 

[palmettomoon]

I think the first thing I'd do ( after changing my name and number) would be to gather all my immediate family and very few friends and hand each one an envelope of cash in amounts from about $15k to $50k and then I'd tell all of them to never ask me about money again.

LOL, I'd tell them the same and if they ever did ask, I'd send this guy to get my original 'gift' back.

 

[TapcoFan]

stippled Glock

 

[10thmountain]

I would give it all away. Church, Family, etc...

 

[karlvv30]

I would give it all away. Church, Family, etc...

Dad?

 

[IMaDad]

Hire a lawyer, financial planner, accountant, and hire a couple sof friends for executive protection. Then move somewhere safer for a temprary house that I will prob give my family when Im done building mine. Some gated community in ATL are somewhere.

Hire a personal chef, personal trainer, tutors and babysitters for my kids,

Buy a safe way for those buddies to transport me and the kiddos that isnt too flashy on the outside:
https://inkasarmored.com/armored-bus-based-on-mercedes-benz-sprinter/

One of these for a few more of my buddies to follow us around in:
https://inkasarmored.com/armored-toyota-land-cruiser/

Then, a meeting with a real estate agent, an architect, and hardened structures.

Open a business that is a full class 3 dealer. employ all my friends and family so they can be on the trust/incorporation papers for the toys.

Then, Im getting a spot on shark tank and I'm going to have those folks mentor me.