Want to buy some ****. A whole load or two of ****

[Nonliberal]

I wish you needed human **** cause I have had the squirts and could probably **** through a key hole at about the distance of an acre.

****ting for distance is what a dude that used to work called it. He drank a lot and apparently **** for distance every day. It's raining today so I probably won't be getting any **** this evening. It seems cow **** is the way to go. Who knows their ****? should I get composted **** or is fresh **** OK? How much **** do I need to cover an acre of GA red clay?I was planning on a couple heapiong piles of **** but may need more **** than that.

 

[Nonliberal]

Are we still talking about semen?

Yes, this thread is even weirder if you replace the word **** with semen. Especially since I need two heaping loads of it all over my back yard.

 

[41mag]

Yes, this thread is even weirder if you replace the word **** with semen. Especially since I need two heaping loads of it all over my back yard.

Now that's getting way too gay ! Lol... But funny.

 

[Ravic]

Check out a chicken house they scrape that stuff out to clean and you could probably get it for free

 

[atljetmech]

I wished I'd of read this before my morning ****. I could have hooked you up as this was a post-taco night ****.

 

[WyldeDime]

Check out a chicken house they scrape that stuff out to clean and you could probably get it for free

**** that ****.

 

[southern clash]

I'm reading this as I ****. I approve of this thread.

 

[GeauxLSU]

At the risk of getting remotely on subject, didn't you say you were putting this on a 'yard/lawn' of sorts? If so (and/or this is anywhere near where you actually live), you better definitely find COMPOSTED/AGED **** or you'll be hating it for weeks! You can find composted/aged chicken litter and horse manure fairly easily and cheap. I'm not sure I've ever seen composted/aged cow manure listed anywhere but I suppose someone has it.

 

[MTK07_UGA]

when you get your **** together you need to post some pics.

 

[41mag]

when you get your **** together you need to post some pics.

Maybe yard pics, but I don't wanna see any ****ty pics...lol.