Spontaneous Human Combustion...

[Byte Stryke]

YES! Good reminder, speaking of ignited swamp gas...any chance some reported cases of SHC were really an over powered tractor beam?Or some other ET actions?

Malfunctioning Alien anal implants...
ion cell shorted, igniting the internal methane, oxygen and hydrogen.
This is why the fires burned so hot....and so many victims are female.

 

[BillMe45]

So no chance that were being harvested after being broken down to base elements by fire?

 

[Byte Stryke]

So no chance that were being harvested after being broken down to base elements by fire?

hmmm... what about "Defective Clone" Theory...

Extraterrestrials screwed up the bio-checmistry of a clone after they snatched the original "What?... you Earthlings don't combust when they die of natural causes?"

 

[mgonza]

HAHAHAHAH LOL at this thread. I love the ODT.

 

[Byte Stryke]

HAHAHAHAH LOL at this thread. I love the ODT.

Yer "one of them"... aren't you...?

It's always the ones that dismiss the facts so vehemently...

 

[mountainmoped]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bZaAomW7ik

 

[BillMe45]

hmmm... what about "Defective Clone" Theory...Extraterrestrials screwed up the bio-checmistry of a clone after they snatched the original "What?... you Earthlings don't combust when they die of natural causes?"

Could be,could be. So whats more concerning, Combusting or getting body snatched?

 

[Byte Stryke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bZaAomW7ik

 

[payneed]

Tell your friend at work to stay away from pyrotechnics, Pepsi & hair gel...

 

[BillMe45]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bZaAomW7ik

We were trying to have a serious discussion here and perhaps even save a few lives, Mr. Methane my...or,well..his...never mind