Someone Threw A Bottle Of Mayo at ME....

[emptyMAGS]

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Someone threw a jar of mayo at me.
I yelled "okay man, put up your Dukes!"

I saw somebody worshiping a bottle of Mayo. It must have been Witch KRAFT.

Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me and I blocked it with my “Miracle whip”

Somebody threw a jar of mayonnaise at my boat and put a hole in it.
Insurance report listed it a sinko de mayo.

I would have blocked it with my blue plate..........

 

[imawoodsman]

BIKER13 & BLIP , y’all need some comic BELIEF!! LOL!!!

 

[BLIP]

BIKER13 & BLIP , y’all need some comic BELIEF!! LOL!!!

relief sounds good.

 

[greg vess]

I got hit in the head with a jar of Hellmann's. They sent me to the Mayo Clinic.

 

[joel2000]

Mayonnaise be some crazy talk going on here

 

[greg vess]

Remembering the officer and the gentleman where Lou gossett Jr called that recruit Mayonnaise.

 

[wozeyjales]

Greg, there's also Jeff Foxworthy's redneck words example:
"mayonaise a lotta people here tonight"

 

[Bypass]

LOL

 

[aFarewellToKings]

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So, you're saying these jokes don't cut the mustard?

 

[emptyMAGS]

So, you're saying these jokes don't cut the mustard?