lol Speaking of small penises I got a colonoscopy today. Best sleep I've had in a while. The nurse says the opening of your gown goes in the rear and I said are you sure? She didn't laugh and my joke fell flat.
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The nurse also said when is the last time you had an IV. I said 2004 in Iraq. She asked me what I was doing in Iraq and I said trying to get laid. She didn't laugh at that either. So now I was 0 for 2.
I had to go to Blairsville today for my Brides results on blood work. I also had to go to the VA clinic for x-rays on my right hip thigh and lower back..She asked me to put a gown on, I said can I just stay in my Skiviez she said yes, so I pulled off my shorts..After all the pic's were taken she helped my to put my pants back on..To which I said....I wish I had you help me take them off and then I told her,,,I could brag about another woman taking my pants off...To which she started laughing so much she started coughing.
I reckon you still got it. I apparently don't. Sucks being a dirty old man and nobody laughs at your jokes.
It's ok it is like the joke "Who are you gonna please with that little thing?" "ME!!!"
I still laugh at my jokes though.
I often find myself telling jokes in my head and laughing for no reason nowadays. People look at me funny.
Let me be clear,,,I ain't a Dirty old man,,I am an oversexed Senior Citizen.I reckon you still got it. I apparently don't. Sucks being a dirty old man and nobody laughs at your jokes.
It's ok it is like the joke "Who are you gonna please with that little thing?" "ME!!!"
I still laugh at my jokes though.
You have switched to making AK parts
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