I'm in trouble now

[Joshua223]

I take scam callers for a ride. I get extended warranties for my Delorian, I always give my credit card # to them but I can never remember it correctly...”Hmm, try 420-6969-1234”. Beat em at their own game when you have the time.

A guy on YouTube that messes with scammers (wastes time, deletes THEIR files, etc) said the more time they waste with him the less time they have to scam other people. There are some funny videos of guys that troll scammers.

 

[High Noon]

 

[Wheretheblacktopends]

If it a number that I do not know, I will answer with "Sheriff's Office" or 'FBI, are you in any trouble". It will stump them for a few seconds.

 

[BLIP]

I pretend I'm hard of hearing And just yelling to the phone "Praji? Is that you? Stop by the store and pick up some lentils."

 

[BLIP]

Another good one is to pick up the phone and say, "Hi! You are live on the air with dr. Dong. What sexual problem of yours would you like to discuss today, sir?"
In your best radio voice...

If they suddenly go silent. Keep it up with comments like " It's okay if you're a transvestite. There are plenty of men that Think goats are sexy. It's okay. We're here to discuss your problem, sir."
Even they can't stop from cracking up.

 

[THREEJAYS]

I just hang up

 

[gh1950]

Another good one is to pick up the phone and say, "Hi! You are live on the air with dr. Dong. What sexual problem of yours would you like to discuss today, sir?"
In your best radio voice...

If they suddenly go silent. Keep it up with comments like " It's okay if you're a transvestite. There are plenty of men that Think goats are sexy. It's okay. We're here to discuss your problem, sir."
Even they can't stop from cracking up.

I don't get many women but the ones I do are some sort of Indian. I always them if they are married, then move into would they like to come to America, and what would their father charge.

 

[karlvv30]

I want to know why the SSA keeps hiring pakis and Indians. Thems should be Murican jobs.

 

[Edog537]

Been getting the same call at least three times a day for the last week. I just let the answering machine get them then delete.

It is 2020, do you really have a land line and answering machine? Forget the SSA scam this concerns me more.

 

[Poppa Mike]

It is 2020, do you really have a land line and answering machine? Forget the SSA scam this concerns me more.

Yes I do, old school!