three guys bragging about what they bought their wives for Christmas. The first one said he got his something that goes 0 to 60 in 6 seconds. His friends asked what, to which he replied, "A BMW." The second guy said he got his wife something that goes 0 to 60 in 3 seconds. His friends asked what, to which he replied, "A Porsche." The third guy said,"That's nothing. I got my wife something that goes 0 to 300 in one second. His astonished friends asked what, to which he replied, "A bathroom scale."