I love getting SPAM Emails!

[Laces_Out_Marino]

I am in fo sho

 

[MilSpec308]

the most interesting stuff I get is a knock at the door by witnesses asking if I am ready for Jehova's return...which usually ends up being quite entertaining

 

[ARCman47]

Jejejeje!

 

[sonofapreacherman]

Any updates

 

[chucklenut]

I approve and endorse this

 

[Gunsite Grad]

So much win in this thread

 

[ARCman47]

 

[ARCman47]

Full Names: Mike Clitoris
Home Address: 789 Ponce De Leon Ave NE, Atlanta, GA 30306
Age: 27
Mobile /telephone no: 1-404-874-4783
State: GA
Occupation: Midget Porn Producer (Pretty damn good at it, I might add)
Nationality: Honky
Code: Red?? 1234? I don't understand this part.





Ok sir, here is my info. Please get me my funds asap. My friend got put in jail and I need to bail him out. I got three wives and six kids, I hope you understand the timely matter at hand here. Please don't call my work, I can get into trouble for screwing around on the job, but if you have to call please say you are my uncle and that they have found my lost sibling.



Thanks, Mike

 

[Gunsite Grad]

Lol.

 

[MilSpec308]

gimme his email...I got a picture of my nutts that I have been waiting to use for something like this