I love getting SPAM Emails!

[ARCman47]

Email I received ..

Mark Schneider




Dec 3 at 11:41 PM



Attention:

Good day., i am Mark Schneider the secretary in charge of fund release department united nations Europe/America., we are trying all possible best to make sure all unpaid beneficiary receive there unpaid funds.as a result of theongoing compensation scheme, various means to reach you have proved abortive, and a box of money worth $2,700,000 have been given to my
diplomat Andrew Louis,but i let him know this box contain film material that he is to deliver it to your home address and he should deliver it to my client, i don't want him to know its huge sum because of trust and security purpose.

contact him now with the following information to deliver the boxes to your home address

Name:Andrew Louis
Email:Andrewli@mail2Consultant.com

Full Names:
Home Address:
Age:
Mobile /telephone no:
State:
Occupation:
Nationality:
Code:

Note: you are to provide him with this code 667jva,The code is specified for security reason..

Best Regards
Mark Schneider

My reply so far..

To
marksh@mail2Realtor.com




Today at 8:06 AM




Hello Mark, I hope this beautiful day finds you well? I just received your email, however I am a tad skeptical, but I did have some great relatives in another country whom were worth millions and I have gotten word of their recent passing. I assume this is where the money is coming from? I would be glad to assist Mr. Andrew in any way possible. I could really use the funds right now, as my work van is in dire need of repairs and I am in the business of midget pornography and all of my camera equipment is extremely outdated and needs to be replaced. Please send me Mr. Louis DIRECT contact info as soon as possible.




Regards from the Ass kicking-USA,


Mike Clitoris

 

[Paynefree]

lol. Classic Arcman right here..

 

[ARCman47]

lol. Classic Arcman right here..

 

[Bass Akwards]

WIN

 

[MilSpec308]

Bravo sir...I just spit my coffee everywhere

 

[GeauxLSU]

If you can't get him to send pics holding up an ODT sign .... you FAIL!

 

[EugenFJR]

Mike Clitoris !!! I really LOL!!!

 

[ARCman47]

 

[Shemp]

Literally just LOLed at my desk. You sir are a gentleman.

 

[MilSpec308]

You should tell him you'd be willing to take less of a cut of the money if his mother would be willing to participate in the next beastiality series called: " Dogs on Hogs"