How's your relationship with your SIL or MIL?

[THREEJAYS]

I’ve always gotten along well with my MIL. SIL has made a mess of her life and we don’t see her very much

 

[fattboyzz]

SIL on the left. Wife on the right


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The sil is a cutey.

Wife is dreamy and u a lucky feller

 

[moosensquirrel]

My wife is 11 years younger than me and her sister is 13 years younger. She lives such a double life im surprised she didn't have to file 2 tax returns. I actually knew her before I knew my wife. She ran with an older crowd then and I got see the other side of her quite a bit. After getting knocked up in high school her dad told her to move out. She asked to move in with the wife and I. I said no. She then started trashing me and spreading rumors like she was spreading her legs. Things settled down after a few years and she got married and had 2 more kids, involved in her church, parent/teacher ass. and several other organizations. Her mother and sister thinks she is a model success story of a teenage girl involved in drugs who got pregnant, dropped out of school and then found the Lord and now leads by example. Ain't quite so. She is still slinging weed, pills and meth. Will steal anything of value and lie her way out of any accusation and will share that voodoo punanny of hers with anyone wanting to get their freak on.
I am savy to all of this because several of my old buddies I ran with now have families like I do and the SIL is mixed up with some of their demon spawns.
I've tried convincing her family about her dark side and they say it's not true and when they confront her about the issues she will deny it and flat out lie to all of them.
You cant polish a Turd. These days she won't even make eye contact with me after I walked into the bathroom at her mother's house-door was half open-and there she was doing a perfect naked Captain Morgan pose with one foot on the toilet and razor in hand giving her va-jay-jay a nice close shave. I grabbed the aloe Vera from the cabinet and pointed to get crotch and said "missed a spot". It used to really bother me until I finally come to my senses and devote my love, attention and time to what matters most-my family.



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True, you can't polish a turd, but according to the libertine demopublicans, it is, entirely possible to pick one up by the clean end

 

[lostchild]

My first two MILs were bat-shirt crazy. Both drunks who ‘attempted suicide’ at times.
First SIL helped break up marriage because she was young, hot, and horny, and I was...back in the day...me. (Pro tip: don’t get caught!)
Third time’s the charm. Best MIL ever. Never butted in, never gave unwanted advice, always willing to help if asked.
Possibly the best woman I have ever known. She passed a few years back and we sure miss her.

 

[murphranch]

sounds very oklahoma, she got that crazy in her eyes

You my friend can spot batsh&t crazy from a mile away!


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[RiverBend]

 

[karlvv30]

Can I get her number?

 

[buttplate]

Well I had a great relationship with my ex-sister-in-law. Especially right after my ex-wife and I split up. She would come over to the house and beg for some d and I would give it to her. At least until her sister (my ex) found out, then it became slightly more discreet. She was truly a crazy red-head.


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In for pics of redhead!!!

 

[Realtor]

Wow good morning

 

[harrycalahan]

Finally, something worth reading this morning. Thanks murphranch Sorry your Sil is a doping whore. Your wife looks like a real doll.