No funnel cakes, no deep fried Snickers, no Polish sausage with onions and peppers, no cotton candy, no fried turkey legs , no diarrhea, no Pepto shots in the middle of the night...
I miss the Polish sausage that you could buy at a gas station convenience store..I could load one up with all the toppings, bite into that puppy and squirt grease across the store..Back in the day.......