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[Propilot]

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me!

pure genius!

 

[BLIP]

so.....
where do you live?

 

[Sww07]

Lmfao funny but terrible idea

 

[Blue bio balls]

I rely on a solid pack of dogs

 

[imawoodsman]

One way IN, One way OUT.

 

[Blue bio balls]

Fatal funnel you say..

 

[Propilot]

Not to worry as I have two GSD's, Both protection trained although one is psychotic, there are 42 teeth in each capable of 238 psi... Do the math...

I don't have to worry about relying on guns for protection, But just to put the perp out of his misery in case they survive.

 

[Blue bio balls]

He Don't like strangers

 

[Propilot]

What's for lunch?