EDC pocket dump

[lostchild]

Winner...

You’re just hot for that Hi-Point….

 

[boinky]

All I got.

 

[lostchild]

All I got.

You masturbate with your left hand?

 

[Nus96]

In my pockets:

1-- Wallet (with a silicone rubber wristband wrapped around it to make it sticky (doesn't easily slide out of a pocket) and to keep ID cards from falling out.)

2-- My small set of keys: just
(a) the house key
(b) the car key
and
(c) a small key-shaped pocket knife that is handy for cutting string or opening boxes or clear plastic packaging.

3-- Keltec P3AT, with red laser aiming unit on it. (No extra magazine)

4-- smartphone (Big Brother and the Technology Industrial Complex force me to carry this spy device everywhere to track my movements and all my transactions and purchases....)

5-- a paper napkin which I tell myself I should carry in case I have to sneeze ( but in reality, how it works is thst I sneeze first before I can deploy it, and then I use the napkin to wipe snot off the front of my shirt.)

I keep napkins strategically placed all around the house or wherever i am for this reason.

 

[lostchild]

I keep napkins strategically placed all around the house for wherever i watch porn.

Puffs are gentler on your nose…. and your…

 

[Nus96]

Puffs are gentler on your nose…. and your…

I seem to be mis quoted.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

You’re just hot for that Hi-Point….

No I'm just impressed that he can get that damn thing in a pocket. Must be the best made biggest pocket cargo shorts ever.

 

[Boogar Presley]

 

[David's Gun Room]

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[jojophai]

No one has a better/as weird EDC pocket dump than jojophai

Thats a lie. Here’s today’s prison pocket dump