Hi Traders:
If you know the show, you understand the item(s) I seek. For the uninitiated, American Ninja Warrior (ANW) is an obstacle-based competition that involves climbing ropes, hanging from ledges, jumping from trampolines to cargo nets and other ridiculous endeavors attempted by single-digit-bodyfat youngsters who need more unfiltered Camel smokes in their boringly healthy lives. Anyway, I digress....
I have no building skills of any kind. I have attempted to build a few items, with varying degrees of success... and failures. My son, the 11 year old Parkour/travel baseball nut, desperately needs some backyard training obstacles that are less likely to maim him like mine have done. I don't need perfect; I need safe and functional. Every edge doesn't need to line up. I won't measure degrees and gaps between boards. I don't even know how to do that. What I need are sturdy, deeply sunk uprights that can be configured to hang ropes, handholds, hanging bars and the like.
I have been told that these obstacles don't require MIT/Ga. Tech engineers. They requires someone who can sink posts halfway to Asia, create some multipurpose training devices, and perhaps some creativity in terms of design and implementation. I'm not seeking perfection or works of art. Think of it more as a jungle-gym type set-up with the ability to add or take-away items as needs and preferences change.
I have attached a sad little picture of our backyard that shows a mulched area, a trampoline, and a few of the death-traps I have attempted to build. I need an ODT brother/sister who welcomes a challenge, expects to get paid what he/she is worth, and wants to make an 11 year old (and his mother and father) very happy. We are in the East Cobb/ Walton High area and you could work at your leisure: in addition to your regular job, as your primary job, or whatever.
PM me if you have an interest. By the way, did I mention the batting cage I need installed? What about the indoor rock wall? Lots of opportunities here.... Please contact me with questions. My thanks for your time reading this and my best wishes for a happy life. Most of us have it pretty good and we need to remember to be thankful.
If you know the show, you understand the item(s) I seek. For the uninitiated, American Ninja Warrior (ANW) is an obstacle-based competition that involves climbing ropes, hanging from ledges, jumping from trampolines to cargo nets and other ridiculous endeavors attempted by single-digit-bodyfat youngsters who need more unfiltered Camel smokes in their boringly healthy lives. Anyway, I digress....
I have no building skills of any kind. I have attempted to build a few items, with varying degrees of success... and failures. My son, the 11 year old Parkour/travel baseball nut, desperately needs some backyard training obstacles that are less likely to maim him like mine have done. I don't need perfect; I need safe and functional. Every edge doesn't need to line up. I won't measure degrees and gaps between boards. I don't even know how to do that. What I need are sturdy, deeply sunk uprights that can be configured to hang ropes, handholds, hanging bars and the like.
I have been told that these obstacles don't require MIT/Ga. Tech engineers. They requires someone who can sink posts halfway to Asia, create some multipurpose training devices, and perhaps some creativity in terms of design and implementation. I'm not seeking perfection or works of art. Think of it more as a jungle-gym type set-up with the ability to add or take-away items as needs and preferences change.
I have attached a sad little picture of our backyard that shows a mulched area, a trampoline, and a few of the death-traps I have attempted to build. I need an ODT brother/sister who welcomes a challenge, expects to get paid what he/she is worth, and wants to make an 11 year old (and his mother and father) very happy. We are in the East Cobb/ Walton High area and you could work at your leisure: in addition to your regular job, as your primary job, or whatever.
PM me if you have an interest. By the way, did I mention the batting cage I need installed? What about the indoor rock wall? Lots of opportunities here.... Please contact me with questions. My thanks for your time reading this and my best wishes for a happy life. Most of us have it pretty good and we need to remember to be thankful.
