California bound. ODT armchair lawyers unite!

[emptyMAGS]

A spork.

I think that was outlawed in their last assault weapon ban.

The OP might be able to get away with tactical Play Doh. But that is a stretch too...

 

[voodoochild1989]

May God have mercy on your soul

 

[mountainmoped]

You can carry a dildo as long as the length doesn't exceed 3 inches.

 

[karlvv30]

Get you a good rape whistle.

 

[tstover]

Join a gang

 

[hamburglar3]

go to a pelosi restaurant in a trump tshirt

 

[Gunanddoglover]

No job is worth going to California.

 

[Bucket99]

Standard capacity Nerf gun

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Illegal alien. They can get away with murder.

 

[workky]

I would just quit my job