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And that is why I'm sleeping on the couch this time

Been there bro At lest she ain't like my first wife .Had a falling out with her one night The next mornin she acts like she is sorry After I slept by myself in the bed We have mornin sex She packs me a nice lunch Well at Brake time I open my lunch pal to find Onion pells and Coffee grinds with a emty soup cans
Wait a minute did we marry the same woman the first time around or were you before me
 
So you're saying you'll be late to the swap meet tomorrow?
I will probably be "changing tires"... if I could ONLY get out of gripersville for AN HOUR... I would probably just sit there drooling, chuckling to myself and inspecting EVERYONE who entered and slammed the door like a cat on a hot tin roof I would be.... yessir..... I do believe.
 
13 hour a day work days. Trucking industry is crazy right now, especially LTL. Get home late, few beers, fire up grill at 9:30... a little ODT time...
“What are you doing down there??”

Bout to throw a steak on the grill

“at 10 oclock at night??”

yes dear, it’s been this way for almost 20 years why do you always ask me that??
no im not buying or trading another gun...... yet
 
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