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  1.

    Stupid idea that makes sense...

    I still think the pledge of allegiance should be required. if your allegiance is not to the flag and to the country and constitution it represents, revoke your citizenship, civil and constitutional rights and deport you.

  2. Seriously....grow up

    "Raise your hand is you refuse to serve a police officer" "Please collect your final check at the office"
  3.

    Taking a ****

    I Leave it in the holster.
  4.

    Oh may I can't help myself

    Bang that so hard her Momma would "squeal"
  5.

    Halloween is almost here

    https://ihorror.com/home-depot-forced-pull-offensive-halloween-decoration-shelves/

  6. Springfield's new deodorant

    "Sunrise Cordite" for me, Thanks

  7. proof our military's PT standards have gone to ****

    "Either she's an idiot who missed the fact that she hadn't had a period in nine months" I am guessing you don't speak with allot of women

  8. proof our military's PT standards have gone to ****

    actually, weight isn't always a factor... I delivered a baby on the dancefloor of the Metroclub in Darmstadt Germany for a woman that was not even slightly thick... Baby came in at 5-1/2# and was thin.. Sometimes it just depends on circumstances

  9. Invisible fence

    you mean Democrats STEAL???
  10.

    If pencils were regulated like guns.

    Don't get caught with a high capacity eraser....
  11.

    Alabama cheerleader suspended for topless photo

    you guys remember the video of the waiting room, the buzzer would ring and everyone would stand? Ding....

  12. A bunch of bull . . . . . .

    I kinda thought it was obvious. But if you can stop eating the crayons long enough, I will draw you a picture. :D
  13.

    Idiots and Gunpowder

  14. I don't get people?

    I understand people just fine. Thats why I spend my time with my Dog and my Computer
  15.

    We're gonna need a bigger boat...

    Bring me my Brown Pants!

  16. A bunch of bull . . . . . .

    so how many cows have you serviced?
  17.

    Now this is funny. Kids don't try this at home.

    HBED?

  18. What a ****ty way to go

    Why do you insist on searching the bowels on the internet for this crap just to stink up the forums... Just kidding, its the best pun-line I could come up with

  19. Does your kid gripe about riding the school bus?

    I Seriously fell asleep watching them unload the "bus"
  20.

    Not cool bro....

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