You know you're getting older when......

[TheGman]

You go to Fart and **** your pants.

It’s called sharting

 

[rtaylor112]

Every injury you had as a child comes back to haunt you with a vengeance

 

[Bandwidth]

When you stop caring about your health and let yourself go.

 

[BC1]

when you stop doing the car repairs that were so easy and have to have a mechanic do the bending.
when yo hire painters to do easy stuff around the house.

 

[ChimChim]

You feel like you're gonna pass out and see sparkles when you come really hard

 

[gh1950]

when you stop doing the car repairs that were so easy and have to have a mechanic do the bending.
when yo hire painters to do easy stuff around the house.

I remember how embarrassed I was the first time I paid for an oil change, because it wasn't worth the $20 for me to get up and down from the ground.

 

[jaf1]

When you prefer to look at a vintage car instead of a nice looking woman.

 

[troutman]

Everytime I drink 1 bottle of water, it seems like I pee 3 bottles within 30 minutes.

 

[rtaylor112]

Everytime I drink 1 bottle of water, it seems like I pee 3 bottles within 30 minutes.

Especially at night

 

[n8ture boy]

When you think you’ve seen everything