Ya'll Got Yours On

[spistols]

Automatic social distancing pants.

 

[patches]

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B, damn. The fashion brought to mind the movie Popeye. Am I imagining that? Happy trails and may God bless America.

 

[fattboyzz]

Momma told them to stay in bed when they had the mumps but they didn't listen

 

[Eggmanmja01]

I am offended! As a heterosexual man, I should be able to wear these too!

 

[Just1more]

Originally designed for Hitlary to hide her cankles

 

[spistols]

They are saying, "What the F! Someone else gets credit for this pants style?!?".

 

[User170512]

I could put 2 grenade launchers in each pant leg

 

[Plinker66]

I reckon they’ll be coming for Willie Wonka soon.

 

[SamSamson]

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Aint no zipper in it so I can guess whats puffing the legs out like that.

 

[patches]

I am offended! As a heterosexual man, I should be able to wear these too!

E, as an American, it's your right to wear them! Go for it! Please post a photo. We all want to admire your style. Happy trails and may God bless America.