Why do you need all those guns?

[Sagan]

To quote a good friend of mines dad... My dick, my soap, I'll wash it as much as I want.

 

[hbrad3]

I just grin and chuckle in that evil, diabolical way.

 

[knot]

What's that country song where at the end he's talking

"Yeah that's a real gun in that gun rack. No I an't got a license for it, you got a license to ask stupid questions like that?"

Rough and Ready by Trace Adkins

 

[jimhrnr]

Sounds a lot like my wife!!

 

[TBurnham]

Oh my goodness I LOVE SOME OF THESE REPLIES.....Keepem coming!!

I think the simple answer is " Because I can!!!"

 

[TBurnham]

to quote a good friend of mines dad... My dick, my soap, i'll wash it as much as i want.

roflmao!!!!
Ive heard that before, but the reply to it I heard was, "Yeah but you dont have to use a whole bar of soap to do it"

 

[fattboyzz]

this thread is wayyyyyyy better than them dern ''GONE'' threads !

 

[Badger]

My wife asked me that about 35 years ago....my answer....why do you have all that jewelry and all those shoes....she never asked again.

 

[pacman5230]

I hear if from my 85yr old father every time I do a buy. I don't get it, I'm only trying to be like him (you know, a "gun nut").

 

[money-dog]

A buddy of mine says everytime she buys a pair of shoes, you buy a pair of guns ... sounds fair to me.