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When someone farts in the car

I was coming home from a ski trip in a van with about 10 people in it. I was sitting under a heater vent that threw all the stank straight to the front of the van and then it proceeded to move backward. I wasn't farting. I had a bad quick stop sandwich that gave me the worst gas in the world. Problem was I was belching and not farting. Denver to Frederick OK. is a long trip when your head is in an aquarium of road kill. LMAO! This is the first time I have ever copped to that. He He
 
Even dogs think farts are funny why do you think they come over to you and blow you out of the room
You got that right! My Pit sleeps with me everynight with his big but pointed right at my face. If there are blankets or pillows in the way he will dig and paw and throw **** everywhere until he get's a clear zero.
 
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