What to tell the wife....

[wwboater]

"Look at what I just got"

I tell her the truth. Hell its half hers.... Then again if you talk to her its all hers, I just get to play with it.....

 

[Old Goat]

I just tell my wife I never ask when you come home with a new purse or shoes.

 

[Joker82]

The real question is, what in the hell are you doing in the living room? Get your ass back in the kitchen and mind your own damn business .I wouldn't dare say that though.

 

[Drd]

The truth, then duck.

 

[bulletpaluza]

Wanna go out back and shoot this babe?

Hell my wife is hot on my as to get her a g17 or g19. She said she doesn't care which one, just make it happen.

 

[TresMonos]

Hey guys quick question and I wanted to see what everyone has to say.

So what do you tell your wife, girlfriend, partner, or significant other when you purchase a new gun or gun part and it arrives at your front door? or you walk into the house with the box in your arms.

It's "Man Stuff" you wouldn't understand.....

(BTW you should dump that Taylor Swift avatar, she's gone over to the dark side ya know...)

 

[Bellman2]

I would tell her that I was walking down the street and came to a bunch of weird carachters standing around a bloody body and he gun was laying here and I was afraid that someone would steal it, so I brought it home

 

[Hayata]

My wife is like, "You've got more ammo on the front step" along with "it's too heavy for me to bring in".

 

[Grdbreaker]

Tell her to go make you a pie and you will handle the gun ****!

 

[BangBang]

@froghunter would just say "Mind your own business you **** "


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